I KID YOU NOT SOMEONE JUST CALLED ME FROM THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW AND THEY SAID THEY CAN FLY ME AND A FRIEND OUT PAID EXPENSE AND PAY US 100 DOLLARS WHAT



jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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growth is painful
change is painful
but, nothing is more painful than being stuck somewhere you don’t belong.


danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

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danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

this is the only thing that can make me smile

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danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

this is the only thing that can make me smile

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Stages of addiction.

theopiateappetite:

1. I can’t get addicted
2. I’m not addicted
3. Fuck

can’t be

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people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

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